I collect the hysterical things he says in my phone, but I forgot to include them in the last couple posts. So, here’s the lot.

We were listening to Jump in the Line (Dance Senora, by Harry Belafonte) and he was explaining the song. “There’s a line on chalk where they’re not supposed to be and they cross it and jump on the line!”

We were using Google microphone where the commands start with ‘OK Google’. After a few minutes he told me, “I can’t wait until Google sees me when we meet”.

We were listening to the Weezer Song, Undone (The Sweater Song) which has the repeating lyric ‘if you want to destroy my sweater’. Moriarty listened hard and then asked, “did they take out the zipper first?”

Pip was getting take-out lunch and we were waiting at home. Moriarty asked if Pip was getting them “at the drive out?”

Pip, Moriarty, and I were starting to read bedtime books and Moriarty spurted, “pause pause pause, I need to get my underwear on now.”

Moriarty walked up to Pip and I and said about Lorelei, “she has stuff in her eye. I found it with my laser.” So we quickly clarified, “oh you should definitely not be putting lasers in your sister’s eye.”